Welcome, fellow movie lovers, to Film Vomit, your new destination for all things movies. Whether you’re a letterboxd addicted, Criterion-hoarding die-hard cinephile (like me), or a casual moviegoer looking for recommendations, we’ve got you covered.

At Film Vomit, we’re not just about reviews; we’re about celebrating the magic of cinema. Founded by two lifelong best friends, one a passionate film enthusiast and the other a self-taught computer programmer who constructed this beautiful website, our mission is to create a passionate community of movie lovers who celebrate everything from the latest big-budget blockbusters to hidden indie gems of the past.

Let me be frank: there are no “critics” here at Film Vomit, just avid fans who want to share their love of film and connect with kindred cinematic spirits. Expect honest and impassioned reviews of both new releases and beloved classics, top 10 lists of the best and worst the year has had to offer, rankings of franchises and the filmographies of directors we love, and everything else in between. If there’s a new trailer or a piece of casting news that has us counting the seconds until a movie’s release date, best believe we’re going to talk about it. And be prepared for incessant reminders about the importance of physical media – because sometimes, owning a movie is just as thrilling as seeing it on the big screen.

Film Vomit isn’t just a website; it’s a family. We encourage everyone to engage with us on our Discord server, where you can connect with fellow movie buffs, tell us how wrong our opinions are (and share your own), and participate in lively discussions about everything going on in the world of movies. Whether you’re a film-obsessed weirdo who’s scaring the normies in your life with your movie takes or a casual fan who just wants to chat about the latest releases, our Discord welcomes you with open arms.

We can’t promise to wow you with intellectually stunning analysis or fancy jargon-filled prose, but we can promise authenticity and passion in everything that we do. We’re here to share our love for movies in a way that’s accessible and enjoyable for everyone and, in the process, hopefully, bridge the gap between those who only venture to the theater for the latest MCU or Star Wars release and those who are on a first-name basis with all their local movie theater employees.

So, welcome to Film Vomit! Take a seat, grab your popcorn, and join us on this journey of cinematic celebration.

As the greats say, see you at the movies.